The first in a series of really bad Mod-themed items will probably be hard be beat. Yes for genuine tat, you’ve got to hand it to the Mustard Mod Wallet.
Available online from Mancunian fashion retailer Ark, this wallet is distressed (as well as distressing) – by that I mean it has a worn look to make it look even cheaper than it already does. It also features the cast of Quadrophenia on the outside, along with a slogan saying "This is the modern world".
And the price? That’s £19.95 plus postage. Take our advice, but something classy.
Find out more at the Ark website